Vince Kramer

Action Figures Fucking 2017 Calendars – Buy now!

Action Figures Fucking ALL YEAR LONG. 12 pages of hot sex scenes featuring some of your favorite characters from movies and television. Use your calendar to remember important holidays (like “Grab Her By the Pussy Day”, and “Christmas”), while being entertained by a professional, full-color photo of action figures getting it on. You’ll never be able to look at August again without thinking about Luke Skywalker sticking his dick in Jabba the Hutt’s mouth, or October without Mulder sexually harassing Scully in the work place. And just how long IS Jar Jar Binks’ tongue anyway? Can it go straight in a pussy? Find out in January, by buying a 2017 Action Figures Fucking calendar and putting it on the wall.

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And as an extra added bonus this year – the calendars are the larger size (almost twice as big!) for the same price.

That’s a big and handsome 11.2″ x 14.5″ wall calendar for just $20 dollars! (Not including shipping and handling.) *Last year’s size was only 8.5″ by 11″ inches. And trust me, bigger is always better. Get out your rulers, because this bigger size is going to make you drool.

Here’s a tantalizing taste of what may be inside –

Shipping and handling $6.99. Available for personal delivery in the Portland Metro Area (Oregon). Buy now while supplies last.

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(US orders only)

Email me at generalbeers7@gmail.com for combined shipping rates, or international shipping prices.

Or click the email link here – generalbeers7@gmail.com

Vince Kramer is a Portland Author and he shot these photos all by himself. Buy his books Gigantic Death Worm and Death Machines of Death on Amazon (follow this link – https://www.amazon.com/Vince-Kramer/e/B0063X4TF0), and next year look for his new novels Deadly Lazer Explodathon and Hell of Death. Follow Vince Kramer on Instagram by searching for kramervince  (or click the link here at – https://www.instagram.com/kramervince) and his Action Figures Fucking only Tumblr by searching for vincerkramer222 (or click the link here at – http://vincekramer222.tumblr.com).

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This entry was published on 11/13/2016 at 3:24 PM and is filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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