Vince Kramer

2014 ACTION FIGURES FUCKING CALENDARS!

It’s here – the new 2014 Action Figures Fucking calendar!  BEHOLD – my action figure collection in all of its pornographic glory!  And this time there’s jizz, dicks, whoring; everything you could ever ask for in an action figure calendar!  Better photos!  Better action figures!  Better backgrounds!  It’s probably the BEST THING EVER!  And they’re only $20 dollars!  (Plus $5 dollars shipping and handling.)  Pre-order now!

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(Pre-orders will start shipping in Mid-October. US orders only, for international pricing please email me at generalbeers7@gmail.com)

Photos in the calendar will include -

JanuaryBatman Fucking Wolverine while Robin Masturbates

FebruaryHan Solo and Greedo Jizzing

MarchPrometheus Engineer Sucking David's Cock

AprilHicks Fucking Hudson

MayHan Getting Blowjob From Luke in Alleyway

JuneBatman Loves Superman

JulyUhwhora

AugustAquaman Pointing to the Camera as He Fucks Booster Gold

SeptemberRambo Raping Captain Kirk

OctoberDroopy McCool Slurping on Gamorrean Guard's Cock

NovemberDuke and Snake Eyes Peeing Together

DecemberBoba Fett and Han Making Out in Front of Leia

Plus 36 other Action Figures Fucking photos on EVERY holiday!  How could you forget an important holiday like say, CHRISTMAS, when there’s Wolverine shoving a shark up Luke Skywalker’s ASS?  That’d be IMPOSSIBLE!  Check out the other included images -

And also check out my new book, Death Machines of Death (from Eraserhead Press), and the rerelease of Gigantic Death Worm on Amazon this month!

Death & Gigantic

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  1. Pingback: OUT NOW: “Death Machines of Death” by Vince Kramer | Vince Kramer

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