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Facebook is just flooded lately with Anti-Romney photos with slanderous text added about political crap I don’t understand. And it’s not even funny! Politics are supposed to be funny! I…
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It’s time once again for my big year-end list, and 2011 has actually been one of the better years for new albums recently (2010 was horrendous). A lot of good surprises…
Read this long stupid blog post this morning about two nerdy faggots fighting about which was better – Star Wars or Star Trek, and it was linked to this pretty…
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